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You can't remember what your real hair colour is, you've dyed it weird colours so often.
You asked for a hammock for Christmas like Bray has got.
Whenever you cough or sneeze you look for signs of premature aging and shout 'Oh my God I've got the virus!!'
Everytime you write the letter 'e' it has little arrows on it.
Your Dog/cat/gerbil/goldfish/baby brother has blue circle round their eye.
You made your own water filtration system - you can never be too careful!
When walking along the beach you feel the need to carry a large stick and begin to hum 'Look into the future...'
You made your Mum buy you herbal tea - prevention is better than cure.
When at your local shopping centre, you inadvertedly start sussing out which shop you'd like to live in when all the adults are gone.
You won't go near the balconies at the shopping centre.
You are at the point where you will only eat out of tin cans wich have 'Brand 9' printed on the side.
When your teacher tries to get the attention of the class saying, 'Look this way!' You continue by singing 'Abe Messiah....' to yourself.
When a politician finishes talking on TV, you imagine him saying, 'Was I conivincing?'
You no longer fear comets bringing a deadly virus to earth.
No one knows your last name.
When bored in physics lesson, you accidentally doodle designs for war-paint on you note book.
You are walking along the road and someon with their hood up passes you and you can not resist the temptation to chant 'Zoot Zoot Zoot.'
You often use THE TRIBE as backup when argueing with your parents about how teenagers can look after themselves.
You get through a pot of face-paint a week!
When you're in an arguement and suddenly start shouting "Power and
Choas"
You actually have a Tribe website and you haven't been out for the last 2 weekends becasue you've been updating it.
You have every episdode taped and sorted in date order.
You still dress like the Tribe, even though you have been totally outcasted by everybody else in your school.
You've nagged your parents for so long, that they have now agreed to go on holiday to New Zealand, so you can see if Cloud 9 need any extras.
When ever you see a police car you run away screaming 'LOCOS LOCOS'
You have over 1000 posts on the Tribe UBB.
Every day you send and e-mail to your fave Tribe crush.
You actually think that there is a disease that will wipe out the whole adult population....
And you've come up with the antidote.
You're reading this.
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